Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?
A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush
A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush
Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.
Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.
Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar.
Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar.
What’s the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face
Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face
What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip
What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip
What did the Chinese food say to the patron? “Please, don’t eat me! I’m Egg Foo Yung to die!”
What did the Chinese food say to the patron? “Please, don’t eat me! I’m Egg Foo Yung to die!”
Man, boobs are amazing!
Man, boobs are amazing!
Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!
Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!