How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints.
I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It’s poop now.
I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It’s poop now.
A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says “Make me one with everything”
A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says “Make me one with everything”
What are parents that you can see through? Transparents
What are parents that you can see through? Transparents
Hahaha you’re killing me. ~Me to this cigarette.
Hahaha you’re killing me. ~Me to this cigarette.
[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side
[Gaming] Why did the console player cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side
Yo’ daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!
Yo’ daddies house is so old. . . . . . that when you ring the doorbell the toilet flushes. Booyah!
My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life.
My wife is like a drug to me She ruined my life.
I went to the zoo… I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It’s a shih tzu.
I went to the zoo… I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It’s a shih tzu.
I love the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day
I love the way the Earth rotates It really makes my day