What do you call two Egyptians who’ve farted at the same time? Tutankhamun.
I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there… He said he couldn’t complain
I asked my North Korean Friend how it was there… He said he couldn’t complain
I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not that much of a mourning person.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 or 10 am. I’m not that much of a mourning person.
Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it’s always on a sundae!
Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building… They blue it up.
Muslim artists threw some paint bombs at a local building… They blue it up.
ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7
ey girl would you like to unzip my pants http://imgur.com/QCGvrG7
Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don’t hit anything.
Why are all Stormtroopers virgins? Because they don’t hit anything.
Wyoming? Why won’t you kiss me? Because I’m Cheyenne.
Wyoming? Why won’t you kiss me? Because I’m Cheyenne.
I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line.
I hate waiting in lines. At prom I was overjoyed because there was no punch line.