To the guy who just followed me with “Conservative, God-loving, pro-life” in his bio… are you sure you want to do this?
Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!
Why aren’t there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!
All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should’ve just asked their moms. Moms can find anything.
All these knights going on a quest for the Holy Grail was a waste. They should’ve just asked their moms. Moms can find anything.
I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied “No she isn’t that ugly”.
I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied “No she isn’t that ugly”.
Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side
Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side
Life… It’s just an f in lie.
Life… It’s just an f in lie.
What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator.
What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler? A dick-tator.
What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]
What happens when you tell a sexist joke to a feminist mod? [Removed]
What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
What does a spider do when he gets angry ? He goes up the wall !
My grandfather died in the holocaust… He fell of a guard tower.
My grandfather died in the holocaust… He fell of a guard tower.