For my next party trick I’ll swallow two pieces of string and an hour later they’ll come out of my ass tied together…. I shit you knot
I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It’s poop now.
I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It’s poop now.
What’s the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year
What’s the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year
How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you.
How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls. I’m sorry
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls. I’m sorry
Why weren’t there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn’t fit.
Why weren’t there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn’t fit.
so, what is the difference between a condo and a condom? no difference, you get fucked with either of them
so, what is the difference between a condo and a condom? no difference, you get fucked with either of them
Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It’s so funny, I’m still trying to get over it.
Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It’s so funny, I’m still trying to get over it.
Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it’s worth it
Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it’s worth it
You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop… I’ve that.
You know that pain which starts at your hip, runs down your leg, out the front door,and goes across the street to the bus stop… I’ve that.