Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast
What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there’s a dog
What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic? Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there’s a dog
What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? …nothing.
What did Kermit the Frog say when Jim Henson died? …nothing.
Every year I make a resolution to change myself… this year I am making a resolution to be myself!…..Happy new year 2013
Every year I make a resolution to change myself… this year I am making a resolution to be myself!…..Happy new year 2013
If at first you don’t succeed…… ……then skydiving is *not* for you.
If at first you don’t succeed…… ……then skydiving is *not* for you.
Unlike MC Hammer’s regulations, you can pretty much touch anything of mine you want.
Unlike MC Hammer’s regulations, you can pretty much touch anything of mine you want.
What’s brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat.
What’s brown and very bad for your dental health? A baseball bat.
Well tonight’s date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don’t run into each other
Well tonight’s date night for me and the wife I certainly hope we don’t run into each other
How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark. (Happy birthday Devildogs)
How many Marines does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fuck it, we’ll drink in the dark. (Happy birthday Devildogs)
I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.
I just got ripped off by a Chinese guy. This pan he sold me doesn’t fly at all.