What’s the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.
I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food
I like my woman like a I like a flight * Easy to find online * Baggage free * Willing to serve hot food
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
What do you get when you cross a cat and an octopus? A strong reprimand from the ethics committee and immediate recission of all funding.
What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks
What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks
Say “beer can” with an Australian accent. You just said “bacon” with a Jamaican accent
Say “beer can” with an Australian accent. You just said “bacon” with a Jamaican accent
what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat
what does a cowboy from colorado wear? a 420-gallon hat
Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn’t stop Russian the stage…
Why did the two men from Moscow get escorted out from the concert? Because they wouldn’t stop Russian the stage…
If I bought a balloon for $0.99 … How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
If I bought a balloon for $0.99 … How much should I sell it for when I adjust for inflation?
Constipated people don’t give a crap.
Constipated people don’t give a crap.
Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin.
Fun Fact: If you lie down in an aisle at Walmart for a couple hours, they will tag you and put you in a clearance bin.