I bought condoms & the cashier said do you need a bag? I replied “No she isn’t that ugly”.
Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side
Where is the gangster egg from? The Upper Sunny-Side
[doctor hands wife urn] Ma’am, I’m afraid your husband didn’t make it. “Nooo!” she cries. Oh, he’s fine. But he didn’t make this lovely urn.
[doctor hands wife urn] Ma’am, I’m afraid your husband didn’t make it. “Nooo!” she cries. Oh, he’s fine. But he didn’t make this lovely urn.
[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings
[god creating an pigeon] what if i gave this piece of shit wings
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
What’s the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40
What’s the difference between a stripper and a hooker? Usually about $40
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!
Well I’m not really sure why you put “Baby: Ages 0-6” on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long
Well I’m not really sure why you put “Baby: Ages 0-6” on your resume, but more importantly, why were you a baby for so long
To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.
To the first designer to make skirts so tight that a slit had to be added to the back: Good job. Flip flop guy: Go stand in the corner.
What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman … To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn’t have the same ring.
What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman … To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn’t have the same ring.