Why do men run faster than women rolling friction is lesser than sliding friction
I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist.
I tried to catch the fog earlier But I mist.
A horse enters a bar… A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, “Why the long face?” The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves
A horse enters a bar… A horse enters a bar Upon seeing it, the barman says, “Why the long face?” The horse, unable of understanding human language, shits on the floor and leaves
Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That’d be great.
Could you please tell me what a slightly better alternative to a pokeball is? That’d be great.
Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard.
I’m not paying any more child support. His posture hasn’t improved at all.
I’m not paying any more child support. His posture hasn’t improved at all.
A guy asked me out! Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.
A guy asked me out! Well, a guy asked me if I was going to be the same place he is. FINE, my boss called to see if I was coming to work.
My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it’s dry.
My wife is like a desert wind She rarely blows, but when she does it’s dry.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it.
Inspecting mirrors is a job I can see myself doing it.
I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student
I thought my daughter was studying oceanography It turns out she was just a C student