One time I read a LunarBaboon comic that didn’t make me cry. Actually, it did. I lied about the feels.
I don’t drink so that I’m more fun to be around. I drink so that you’re more fun to be around.
I don’t drink so that I’m more fun to be around. I drink so that you’re more fun to be around.
What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer? A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.
Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere
Where did little Timmy go during the bombing? Everywhere
A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who’s there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-
A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who’s there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-
How can you call it love when you’re crying more than smiling.
How can you call it love when you’re crying more than smiling.
Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?
Since lesbians eat so much pussy Should they be considered sexually snacktive?
A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush
A Dick in hand is better than pussy in a bush
Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.
Me: My wife got me a telescope for Christmas. Neighbor: Nice. I got- Me: I know. I watched you guys open everything.
Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar.
Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar.