I’m not saying she’s a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She’d be a porcupine!
After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what’s wrong with this generation….their cartoons suck.
After watching TV with my kids, I think I have figured out what’s wrong with this generation….their cartoons suck.
A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery
A friend asked me if every sentence has to include a vegetable I said not nessacelery
Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one
Christopher Nolan and Leo Dicaprio walk into a bar and then they walk into another one
How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !
How to tie the strongest knot ever: 1. Put some headphones in your pocket. 2. Wait one minute. Ta Da !
Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They’re repulsive!
Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets? They’re repulsive!
Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She’s about 5’8″, blonde, and the mother of my children.
Doctor: Describe your headache. Me: She’s about 5’8″, blonde, and the mother of my children.
When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said “Because you’re a pedophile!”. I replied “That’s an awfully big word for a twelve year old.”
When I asked my girlfriend why she was breaking up with me, she said “Because you’re a pedophile!”. I replied “That’s an awfully big word for a twelve year old.”
What’s the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you.
What’s the most important part of making a Mexican joke ? Making sure that no Juan hears you.
Officer, if you are what you eat… Then I’m an innocent man.
Officer, if you are what you eat… Then I’m an innocent man.