Category: Negócios

My grandfather died in the holocaust… He fell of a guard tower.

These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. One of these day–oh goddamn it. Did you glue these to the floor, Carl?!

Darth Vader should’ve married… A woman named Ella

Poor Pascal… he gets no girls at all… but at least his name is the SI derived unit of pressure used to quantify internal pressure, stress, … Coincidence?

If a chick tells you she’s “not like other girls” she just proved she’s exactly like all other girls.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

Me: Who ate all the cookies? 5-year-old: Ninjas. Me: I didn’t see them. 5-year-old: No one ever does. Checkmate.

Idea: Like Google Glass, but a necklace or something that projects a website onto the face of the person talking to you.

“I’d like one personal pizza please” Pizza: Your life’s a mess. You should lose 10 pounds. Call your mother. “Whoa maybe not that personal”

Did you hear Clinton has a girlfriend? …they think Bill might have one too.