Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar.
What’s the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What’s the difference between a truckload of babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can’t unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face
Why was everyone laughing at the sculptor? He was making a funny face
What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip
What did the baby Jew say to the Mohel hooker? Keep the tip
What did the Chinese food say to the patron? “Please, don’t eat me! I’m Egg Foo Yung to die!”
What did the Chinese food say to the patron? “Please, don’t eat me! I’m Egg Foo Yung to die!”
Man, boobs are amazing!
Man, boobs are amazing!
Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!
Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implant. One’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean.
He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I’m being escorted out of the opticians.
He leans in, looks into my eyes, and lowers the lights. I go in for the kiss. And now I’m being escorted out of the opticians.
One time I read a LunarBaboon comic that didn’t make me cry. Actually, it did. I lied about the feels.
One time I read a LunarBaboon comic that didn’t make me cry. Actually, it did. I lied about the feels.