A picture may say a thousand words, but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies.
So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening…
So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening…
Why did God have no sense of humor when putting the planets in order? because he didn’t want to put Uranus at the end of the solar system
Why did God have no sense of humor when putting the planets in order? because he didn’t want to put Uranus at the end of the solar system
A horror movie with all black people lmao “Ayo what’s going down in ya basement?” “That ain’t my business” “I feel ya” *Rolls credits*
A horror movie with all black people lmao “Ayo what’s going down in ya basement?” “That ain’t my business” “I feel ya” *Rolls credits*
What’s the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year
What’s the difference between a blimp and 1,000 blowjobs? One was a Good Year and one was a great year
How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you.
How to find out if someone uses two computer monitors: they tell you.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls. I’m sorry
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls. I’m sorry
Why weren’t there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn’t fit.
Why weren’t there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn’t fit.
so, what is the difference between a condo and a condom? no difference, you get fucked with either of them
so, what is the difference between a condo and a condom? no difference, you get fucked with either of them
Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It’s so funny, I’m still trying to get over it.
Did you guys hear about the joke about the high wall? It’s so funny, I’m still trying to get over it.