Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat.
I’m tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!
I’m tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!
Baby, let’s stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise.
Baby, let’s stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise.
“Whats your biggest weakness?” “I’m bad at taking compliments” “Actually that’s quite endearing” *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
“Whats your biggest weakness?” “I’m bad at taking compliments” “Actually that’s quite endearing” *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*
Black holes suck. Think about it.
Black holes suck. Think about it.
How did the underage mathematician get drunk? He put his root beer in a square glass
How did the underage mathematician get drunk? He put his root beer in a square glass
What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three.
What do anniversaries, toilets and the clitoris have in common? According to women, men usually miss all three.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer? The Netcracker suite.
TIL that AIDS can be caused by anal sex… As In Doggie Style
TIL that AIDS can be caused by anal sex… As In Doggie Style
Couldn’t eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon.
Couldn’t eat my soup when I watched The Matrix because there was no spoon.