Category: Negócios

Wherever someone says, “Oh, geez!” I always think, “OGs,” as in “Original Gangstas.” Whenever someone says, “Gee whizz!” I think, “…gross.”

It concerns me as a parent that damn near every Disney movie shows kids if your parents die you’ll become royalty and have a great life.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field.

If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?

Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.

I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don’t know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day.

I believe that every person has a story to tell…which is why I stay at home.

I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit… Then I found r/The_Donald

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I’d like to go home from the baa and ram ewe.