Why doesn’t Justin Bieber like Sports Authority? Because he likes Dicks.
China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, “Are you ok?!?” He replied, “I am fine, thank you, and you?”
China Joke So I was walking around the other day and I saw a Chinese guy fall out of a 2nd story window. I ran up and in English yelled, “Are you ok?!?” He replied, “I am fine, thank you, and you?”
What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism? Head.
What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism? Head.
Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too farty.
Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans? Because the extra bean would be too farty.
Here’s a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!
Here’s a question. If you and your girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife switched phones and Facebook profiles for 24 hrs would you still have a relationship!!!!
I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane.
I rented some heavy lifting equipment in Kiev from a company called You Crane.
Confucious say… Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
Confucious say… Confucious say a boy who goes to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
I met an exercising nun. She was a firm believer.
I met an exercising nun. She was a firm believer.
How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title).
How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the description) How to keep an idiot busy (answer is in the title).
If Wednesday is hump day… Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?
If Wednesday is hump day… Would that make Tuesday foreplay day?