I hate when people don’t finish jokes
As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I’m out of there within 4 hours.
As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I’m out of there within 4 hours.
Favourite one-liner? “stationary shop moves” – Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** “I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it’s all you need in one place” – Jason Manford
Favourite one-liner? “stationary shop moves” – Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** “I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it’s all you need in one place” – Jason Manford
I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals.
I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals.
I want to open a pizza shop called “Cheesus Crust!” Our slogan will be: “Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell.” -or- “Crust has risen.”
I want to open a pizza shop called “Cheesus Crust!” Our slogan will be: “Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell.” -or- “Crust has risen.”
Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations
Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations
Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum.
Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum.
JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I’m right here
JONATHAN EDWARDS: God abhors a sinner and holds him over the flames of hell like some loathsome insect LOATHSOME INSECT: Wow I’m right here
Dark humor is like food Some people just don’t get it
Dark humor is like food Some people just don’t get it
So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?
So you guys heard about this MySpace thing?