What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotopuss
What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn’t a full essay
What do you call a midget mexican? A paragraph since he isn’t a full essay
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak.
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day anal sex makes your hole weak.
You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
You say drug dealer. I say astute, urban entrepreneur embracing the booming chemical escapism market.
The difference between a gay guy and a fridge… The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
The difference between a gay guy and a fridge… The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out.
9: Have you seen my harmonica? [flashback to me smashing it with a hammer] me: Did you look under your bed?
9: Have you seen my harmonica? [flashback to me smashing it with a hammer] me: Did you look under your bed?
A picture may say a thousand words, but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies.
A picture may say a thousand words, but with Photoshop, it tells a thousand lies.
So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening…
So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening…
Why did God have no sense of humor when putting the planets in order? because he didn’t want to put Uranus at the end of the solar system
Why did God have no sense of humor when putting the planets in order? because he didn’t want to put Uranus at the end of the solar system
A horror movie with all black people lmao “Ayo what’s going down in ya basement?” “That ain’t my business” “I feel ya” *Rolls credits*
A horror movie with all black people lmao “Ayo what’s going down in ya basement?” “That ain’t my business” “I feel ya” *Rolls credits*