Happy Independence Day!!! This is probably the last time I get to say that.
I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist.
I’m tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment I did it once and killed a cyclist.
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
What is the definition of a goose ? An animal that grows down as it grows up !
Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.
Proper punctuation can be the difference between a tweet being well written and a tweet being well, written.
GARY: “You wanna?” BARRY: “Ugh. Jesus OK.” (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)
GARY: “You wanna?” BARRY: “Ugh. Jesus OK.” (Siamese twins deciding to masturbate)
Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I’m buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks.
Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I’m buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks.
[son falls over & hurts himself] ME: aww poor kid, he needs a little THC WIFE: don’t you mean TLC? ME: [huge bong rip] he needs what now?
[son falls over & hurts himself] ME: aww poor kid, he needs a little THC WIFE: don’t you mean TLC? ME: [huge bong rip] he needs what now?
Maybe Jehovah’s Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they’re looking for Heaven’s Door. You don’t know.
Maybe Jehovah’s Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they’re looking for Heaven’s Door. You don’t know.
What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don’t ^know ^what’s ^too ^offensive ^and ^what’s ^not ^sorry.
What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don’t ^know ^what’s ^too ^offensive ^and ^what’s ^not ^sorry.
Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it’s a little Chewy
Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it’s a little Chewy