Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was out-standing in his field.
If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?
If we are going lose the Washington Redskins, are we getting rid of the Scalpers too?
Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.
Watching soccer gives me the same feeling as watching a drunk guy try to get his key in the door.
I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don’t know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day.
I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don’t know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day.
I believe that every person has a story to tell…which is why I stay at home.
I believe that every person has a story to tell…which is why I stay at home.
I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit… Then I found r/The_Donald
I never knew so many 14 year old rednecks used reddit… Then I found r/The_Donald
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I’d like to go home from the baa and ram ewe.
Are you celebrating Chinese New Year, gurrrl? Cuz I’d like to go home from the baa and ram ewe.
Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, “Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?”
Heard that the Lord Of The Rings author had a bit of a stammer. I tried to get his attention this one time and he said, “Jay, are are you Tolkein to me?”
I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.