What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea? One has to shuck in between fits… the other has to fuck in between shits.
What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
What do you call it when you dip poultry and beef in chocolate? Brown-chichen-Brown-cow
What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can’t see ? Three blind mice !
What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can’t see ? Three blind mice !
Interviewer: You’re hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won’t live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?
Interviewer: You’re hired.. Me: Thank you so much! You won’t live to regret this.. Interviewer: What? Me: huh?
Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too.
Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too.
I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn’t even have to bring the class food.
I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn’t even have to bring the class food.
I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
And before bros, churros.
And before bros, churros.
What’s the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs
What’s the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.