Why are most Muslims broke all the time? They never understood the concept of piggy banks.
A Jamaican is sightseeing in Egypt. A vehicle drives by, beeping its horn. “Coo yah!” he says. “It’s tootin’ car, mon!”
A Jamaican is sightseeing in Egypt. A vehicle drives by, beeping its horn. “Coo yah!” he says. “It’s tootin’ car, mon!”
What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI. Ah, best lame joke ever.
What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI. Ah, best lame joke ever.
Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath tub. One has hope in her soul, while the other has soap in her hole.
Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can’t even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP
Lawyer: did your boyfriend commit the crime? Girlfriend: honey he can’t even commit to this relationship Entire jury: OH SNAP
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip.
Not to brag, but I’ve satisfied every waitress that’s ever served me. With just the tip.
She’s so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
She’s so ugly, the fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I’ll take it.
Me: This is a nice, quiet neighborhood. Real estate agent: This is a cemetery. Me: I’ll take it.
A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. “Long day?” asks the bartender. “No, all days are 24 hours long” the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. “Long day?” asks the bartender. “No, all days are 24 hours long” the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.