[NSFW] What’s long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed.
I don’t make typos. I make new words.
I don’t make typos. I make new words.
Don’t make a scientist mad. They will research you.
Don’t make a scientist mad. They will research you.
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not “Help” or “Get off me”.
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not “Help” or “Get off me”.
TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly… My speakers Baroque.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly… My speakers Baroque.
When attacked by a mob of clowns… Go for the juggler.
When attacked by a mob of clowns… Go for the juggler.
What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!
What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a Lickalottapus
[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens.
[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens.