What’s the difference between my bike and your mom? Your dad doesn’t watch when I ride my bike.
What’s long and hard? The sock under my bed.
What’s long and hard? The sock under my bed.
A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook
A miser writes his will and names himself as the heir. This is actually one of the oldest known jokes. http://mentalfloss.com/article/57470/11-jokes-worlds-oldest-jokebook
Original physics joke. I’m very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos.
Original physics joke. I’m very proud. I was organizing my desk the other day and the Entropy Police gave me a ticket for disturbing the chaos.
If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they’re all gas
If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they’re all gas
My snack didn’t taste very good. Now I’m gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life’s tough.
My snack didn’t taste very good. Now I’m gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life’s tough.
When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is a SJW’s least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium.
What is a SJW’s least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium.
How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That’s literally it
How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That’s literally it
I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It’s a once in a lifetime experience.
I recommend everyone to go swimming with piranhas. It’s a once in a lifetime experience.