Category: Negócios

What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!

She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.

What’s the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea? One has to shuck in between fits… the other has to fuck in between shits.

Proud of myself. I only ate 1 brownie today. I mean, it was cut up into 8 very large pieces and took up the whole pan but yeah, 1 brownie.

Someone told me that wearing glasses would make me look smarter. No one told me you had to wear clothes too.

I did my foreign country report on Ethiopia. It was really easy, I didn’t even have to bring the class food.

I had a wet dream about you last night I dreamed that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.

And before bros, churros.

What’s the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Q: What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? Ans: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.