Category: Negócios

Kudos to Mattel for making Barbie reflect the average woman! I’m buying the one with massive student loan debt & a fear of cement trucks.

[son falls over & hurts himself] ME: aww poor kid, he needs a little THC WIFE: don’t you mean TLC? ME: [huge bong rip] he needs what now?

Maybe Jehovah’s Witnesses keep knock knock knocking because they’re looking for Heaven’s Door. You don’t know.

What’s the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don’t ^know ^what’s ^too ^offensive ^and ^what’s ^not ^sorry.

Have you guys tried Wookie meat? I heard that it’s a little Chewy

Things to avoid in conversation: religous beliefs , world affairs, and politics. Welcome to Reddit! : D

Here is my period story Period. End of story.

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up due to the noise he made snoring.

Do Not Be Racist ….. Do not be racist; be like Mario. He’s an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew

I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan