why don’t programmers like nature? because it has too many bugs
Champagne says I’m classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
Champagne says I’m classy. Vodka says I can do anything I want. My therapist says I have to stop talking to my drinks.
How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!
How do you organize a Space Party? You Planet!
Bruce Jenner Why don’t more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?
Bruce Jenner Why don’t more people call, Bruce Jenner, TransJenner?
I love it! My girlfriend is so deep…. They’ll never find her body.
I love it! My girlfriend is so deep…. They’ll never find her body.
I can make you speak Irish Say “Whale oil beef hooked” quickly
I can make you speak Irish Say “Whale oil beef hooked” quickly
What’s the difference between a drum, a woman, and a blowjob? You can beat a drum. And you can beat a woman. But you can’t beat a blowjob.
What’s the difference between a drum, a woman, and a blowjob? You can beat a drum. And you can beat a woman. But you can’t beat a blowjob.
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him.
My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him.
I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don’t know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day.
I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don’t know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day.