Why the F1 driver doesn’t get along with his crew? He has thrust issues.
I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic..
I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic..
[NSFW] What’s long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed.
[NSFW] What’s long, cylindrical, hard, full of semen and can make a woman scream? The sock under your bed.
The other day I asked my Father how it felt to have such a wonderful Son. “Ask your Grandfather”, he said.
The other day I asked my Father how it felt to have such a wonderful Son. “Ask your Grandfather”, he said.
My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I’m hilarious. Everyone says so.
My BFF asked me to watch her purse while she went to the bathroom. I asked her what it was going to do. I’m hilarious. Everyone says so.
A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite.
A woman asked her husband for a divorce after he said they needed to go get new counter tops. She knew he was taking her for granite.
Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced “Wichitay” or “Wichitah?” It’s pronounced “Topeka.”
Is the Capitol of Kansas pronounced “Wichitay” or “Wichitah?” It’s pronounced “Topeka.”
An Irish man walks out of a bar…
An Irish man walks out of a bar…
What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane
What do they say when you leave an abortion clinic in Germany? Al-fetus-zane
I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard.
I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard.