I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he’s quite attractive
I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he’s quite attractive
Why the F1 driver doesn’t get along with his crew? He has thrust issues.
Why the F1 driver doesn’t get along with his crew? He has thrust issues.
I don’t make typos. I make new words.
I don’t make typos. I make new words.
Don’t make a scientist mad. They will research you.
Don’t make a scientist mad. They will research you.
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not “Help” or “Get off me”.
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not “Help” or “Get off me”.
TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly… My speakers Baroque.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly… My speakers Baroque.
When attacked by a mob of clowns… Go for the juggler.
When attacked by a mob of clowns… Go for the juggler.
What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!
What do you call an old man whose retarded? Bernie Sanders!!