Just yelled “F, YOU GUYS!” to my students. Another perk of being a music teacher…
You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry.
You laugh at the burrito in my purse, until you get hungry.
Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer
Me: waiter, do you have frog legs? Waiter: of course monsieur Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer
What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like.
What do you say to Floyd Mayweather after his arms have been cut off? Whatever you like.
What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!
What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!
I had a Menage a trois organised… There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
I had a Menage a trois organised… There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
[interview] What is your greatest strength? “Throwing my voice” You’re hired! “Ok great, thanks” Wait I didn’t say- oh wow you’re good
[interview] What is your greatest strength? “Throwing my voice” You’re hired! “Ok great, thanks” Wait I didn’t say- oh wow you’re good
Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat.
Thirty years ago, Marco Rubio was bitten by a radioactive doormat.
I’m tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!
I’m tired of talking to the monkey!! I wanna talk to the Organ Grinder!!
Baby, let’s stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise.
Baby, let’s stay up all night and watch people Instagram the sunrise.