I don’t make typos. I make new words.
Don’t make a scientist mad. They will research you.
Don’t make a scientist mad. They will research you.
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not “Help” or “Get off me”.
I really hate my partners calling me the wrong name during sex. My name is not “Help” or “Get off me”.
TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
TIL Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger. He has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly… My speakers Baroque.
So I was listening to classical music really loudly the other day when suddenly… My speakers Baroque.
If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they’re all gas
If you really think about it, Jewish people are actually pretty solid nah just kidding, they’re all gas
My snack didn’t taste very good. Now I’m gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life’s tough.
My snack didn’t taste very good. Now I’m gonna hafta cleanse the palate w a large buffalo chicken pizza for lunch I know. Life’s tough.
When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
When is it time to go to bed at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
What is a SJW’s least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium.
What is a SJW’s least favorite element on the periodic table? Helium.
How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That’s literally it
How to get laid: Step 1: Be an egg Step 2: That’s literally it