When Sarah Jessica Parker got married She must have had one hell of a bridle shower.
If I donate blood and you’re in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don’t blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again.
If I donate blood and you’re in an unfortunate circumstance of needing it don’t blame me for never being able to pass a drug test again.
Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, “Do you think my sister is pretty?”
Twins Yesterday, I was hanging out with my girlfriend when her identical twin sister walked by. Then my girlfriend asked me, “Do you think my sister is pretty?”
A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender… …says make me one with everything.
A buddhist walks up to a hotdog vender… …says make me one with everything.
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”
A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber, “Can eucalyptus?”
it’s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
it’s about that time of the day when I stop hitting the snooze button, wipe away the drool, open the blinds, and head on home from work.
My cousin’s a traveller and he lives in a camper van, but he’s always wanted to brick up… so he drove on dirt roads until he got a flat.
My cousin’s a traveller and he lives in a camper van, but he’s always wanted to brick up… so he drove on dirt roads until he got a flat.
What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke.
What happened to the joke that insulted the mods? People laughed, because it was a good joke.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one’s ever paid to have a lentil on their face.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? No one’s ever paid to have a lentil on their face.