I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if you drive a Nissan but don’t call it Liam then what is even the point of you
*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You’re not going to get my period!
*wife offers me a sip of her water* m: Am I gonna catch what you have? w: No m: w: m: Are you sur- w: You’re not going to get my period!
What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by “eating out.”
What is the difference between being hungry and horny? What she means by “eating out.”
my car’s fuel economy is not doing so good… as a matter of fact, it’s tanking
my car’s fuel economy is not doing so good… as a matter of fact, it’s tanking
Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
Why are teenage girls so much better at English than boys? Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota
What do you call your saggy old midwife? Me doula oblongota
Wherever someone says, “Oh, geez!” I always think, “OGs,” as in “Original Gangstas.” Whenever someone says, “Gee whizz!” I think, “…gross.”
Wherever someone says, “Oh, geez!” I always think, “OGs,” as in “Original Gangstas.” Whenever someone says, “Gee whizz!” I think, “…gross.”
I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
I cried during that sad part of Titanic, when Rose threw that beautiful diamond in the ocean.
I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he’s quite attractive
I remember when I stayed with my girlfriend and her parents for the first time, and her dad wouldnt let us sleep together Which is a shame, because he’s quite attractive
Why the F1 driver doesn’t get along with his crew? He has thrust issues.
Why the F1 driver doesn’t get along with his crew? He has thrust issues.