A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar Now that’s a sweet ass
What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.
Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she’s always getting rode.
Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she’s always getting rode.
This girl I like said she didn’t like bondage….. ….Me either, but you’re the one who said No.
This girl I like said she didn’t like bondage….. ….Me either, but you’re the one who said No.
Don’t judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them.
Don’t judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them.
I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use.
I once dated a model, but I always preferred the earlier versions. This particular one was not very user-friendly, she was high-maintenance and my friends would always borrow her for personal use.
If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim
If you think vests come in 2 different styles Bullet proof and suicide, you may be muslim
What did one nut say to the other nut? Between you and me, our neighbor is a dick.
What did one nut say to the other nut? Between you and me, our neighbor is a dick.
Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes.
Who was the most racist president? Bill Clinton. He hid from the black guy in between the Bushes.
How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don’t know…
How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? I don’t know…