Everyone talks about how May 4th is 100% hands down the best Star Wars holiday ever…. But only a fifth May deal in absolutes..
My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it’s when your anaconda don’t want none regardless of the presence of buns.
My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it’s when your anaconda don’t want none regardless of the presence of buns.
I like my women like I like my wine. About 20 years old and locked in my cellar.
I like my women like I like my wine. About 20 years old and locked in my cellar.
What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd
What did the hot dog say on the toilet? Mustuuurd
I gave an emotional speech at a Visine convention… There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
I gave an emotional speech at a Visine convention… There wasn’t a dry eye in the house.
Favourite one-liner? “stationary shop moves” – Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** “I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it’s all you need in one place” – Jason Manford
Favourite one-liner? “stationary shop moves” – Jimmy Carr **Another favourite -** “I keep my porno tapes in my sock drawer, it’s all you need in one place” – Jason Manford
I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals.
I got 99 problems, and I wish a bitch was one, because then that means I interacted with a girl and can brag about it to my stuffed animals.
I want to open a pizza shop called “Cheesus Crust!” Our slogan will be: “Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell.” -or- “Crust has risen.”
I want to open a pizza shop called “Cheesus Crust!” Our slogan will be: “Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell.” -or- “Crust has risen.”
Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations
Why were the Indians here first? because they had reservations
Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum.
Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum.