I wish I hadn’t spoken French to my cat. Now he thinks he’s the king of Iran.
I’m convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.
I’m convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation.
One venti cheeseburger please.
One venti cheeseburger please.
Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff!
Have you heard of the new Divorced Barbie Doll? It comes with all of Ken’s stuff!
I thought about opening up a cemetery… but it seems like it would be a large undertaking.
I thought about opening up a cemetery… but it seems like it would be a large undertaking.
We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg
We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg
[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it.
[OC] Hey, Reddit. Wanna hear a joke about a defective condom? Actually, never mind. You pricks would probably just poke holes in it.
It starts with…. Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink
It starts with…. Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink
Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who’s there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!
Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who’s there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar… A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: “Hey! You guys can hang out here…just don’t try and start anything.”
A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar… A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: “Hey! You guys can hang out here…just don’t try and start anything.”