Category: Negócios

What did the feminist baker blame for all of her life’s problems? The Pastryarchy.

Apple more profitable than Samsung still in 2015 Guess you could say they definitely out cell the competition.

Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don’t like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do.

I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.

Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian

Had a terrible nightmare last night… I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!

Thought it would be romantic to serenade this girl with some Elvis. I swear that’s the last time I sing “You ain’t nothin but a hound dog”

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

I don’t have a problem with man buns You used to have to talk to someone for 3 or 4 minutes to figure out if he’s a fuckhead

Just once, I’d like to see an honest Facebook status, like “happy birthday to my average-looking, sort of friend, Amanda!”