Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text.
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.
Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16.
How much to learn the thriller dance moves? “Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”
How much to learn the thriller dance moves? “Ma’am… this is senior citizens Zumba class!”
Dear girls that go tanning, it’s called ‘sunkissed’, it’s not called ‘dorito raped’.
Dear girls that go tanning, it’s called ‘sunkissed’, it’s not called ‘dorito raped’.
How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador.
How do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador.
“Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You’re eating way too much.” I said “sure”, then proceeded to put the cat down.
“Hey bro can you leave me some of the snack? You’re eating way too much.” I said “sure”, then proceeded to put the cat down.
Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet
Why do gay men have good fashion sense? Because of all the time they spent in the closet
[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I’d love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim
[on 1st date] Me: Have you ever flown to Paris on a private jet before? Her: No, I’d love to Me: Same Me: *shows photo of cat* this is Tim
What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea.
What is the opposite of Imagination? I have no idea.
Just remember… you’re unique… Just like everybody else.
Just remember… you’re unique… Just like everybody else.