what if the Blair Witch was just lonely
How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don’t know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He’s also black.
How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don’t know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He’s also black.
My professor asked me to define narcissism I said “It’s the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am.”
My professor asked me to define narcissism I said “It’s the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am.”
[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks.
[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose.
A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you “Notice anything different about my hair?”
A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you “Notice anything different about my hair?”
Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans.
Why do chicken coops have only two doors? If they had four doors they would be chicken sedans.
im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat
im not a morning person. in the morning i am a goat
The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the “N” word …… You in big trouble sucka
The NFL has got some messed up rules Kill some dogs, go to jail, then come on back and play. But say the “N” word …… You in big trouble sucka
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish person? None.