Category: Negócios

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!

I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. “In HD” was NOT the right answer…

What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don’t mind him, he’s just the product of our times!

my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger

Some scientists believe the ability to create language was because we ate so much meat as primates. That’s why vegans can only say “i’m vegan”.

*singing scales* Do, Re, uh… *calls Lionel Ritchie* “Hey” Hello! “What comes after Do & Re on a music scale?” Is it Mi you’re looking for?

My dog is an alcoholic… So he had to be put in the 20 step program.

They don’t make forks like they used to. Modern plastic ware makes me miss the good old tines.

I keep a knife in my Bible so if someone wants to kill me, I ask to read it & when I get to the 6th Commandment, I stab them in the face.

My wife bought me a second hand watch for my birthday… Anyway, better be going. The football starts in… 1200 seconds.