I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind.
I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.
I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.
Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian
Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian
Had a terrible nightmare last night… I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!
Had a terrible nightmare last night… I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn’t matter if it’s mastercard, visa or American express.
It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn’t matter if it’s mastercard, visa or American express.
Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?
Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?
I just read Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth.
I just read Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth.
9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one..
9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one..
What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would’ve been an embarrassing obituary.
I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would’ve been an embarrassing obituary.