What do computers snack on? micro chips
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
The worst political jokes….. Are the ones that find themselves getting elected.
The worst political jokes….. Are the ones that find themselves getting elected.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
My girlfriend asked me how much we would spend at our wedding. Me: I don’t want to spend very much. Her: I want it to be a ten thousand dollar wedding. Me: Okay, so you, can do that then.
My girlfriend asked me how much we would spend at our wedding. Me: I don’t want to spend very much. Her: I want it to be a ten thousand dollar wedding. Me: Okay, so you, can do that then.
Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted.
Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws? Outlaws are wanted.
kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she’s one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again
kanye west: beyonce is the best there is & she’s one of the few true artists of our generation me: kanye: me: how did u get in my room again
I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind.
I recently won the local innuendo competition after coming from behind.
How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin
How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick? cause their cars are always Stalin
A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe…
A coworker asked me if I would please quit loudly singing along with my Oasis mix tape this morning. I said maybe…