Category: Negócios

Have you ever smelt moth balls? Well who held his wings back? Oldie but a goodie from my grandpa.

A man got knocked out the other day… I said to him “dont worry, I called you an ambulance while you where knocked out” *points* you’re an ambulance! You’re an ambulance! You’re an ambulance!

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

A bum gets on a bus and walks past a nun. The nun says “youre going to hell”. The bum yells “Damn, Im on the wrong bus” ! 😀

I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did.

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not? Because the dime had more cents.

Met a girl at the park today. It just felt like there were sparks between us. And as we lay making love a short time later I thought “Damn, this taser was a good buy.”

How did Charles Darwin die? Natural causes.

I had a rib removed so I could cry further into my lap

I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane.