It only takes 3 inches to please a woman. And it doesn’t matter if it’s mastercard, visa or American express.
Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?
Do you think the husband of the GPS lady listens to her directions?
I just read Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth.
I just read Jules Verne’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea It sure is a story with a lot of depth.
9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one..
9yo: *struggling for 10 mins trying to start peeling a banana* How do you get into these!? Yo, evolution: You missed one..
What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building? “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would’ve been an embarrassing obituary.
I almost crashed into the semi in front of me while I was looking at a hot construction worker. That would’ve been an embarrassing obituary.
A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar… the bartender says “Is this some kinda joke?
A priest , a rabbi and the Pope walk into a bar… the bartender says “Is this some kinda joke?
I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit
I used to be a fan of reading Tolkien But then I kicked the hobbit
What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?
What color do Smurfs turn if you choke them?
So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes… and the elephant says to the naked man. “Its cute but can you really breathe through it?”
So an elephant and a naked man are talking, you know how that goes… and the elephant says to the naked man. “Its cute but can you really breathe through it?”