What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon.
Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
Where does the General keep his armies? Up his sleevies!
My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
My wife said I needed to grow up I was speechless It’s hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth
Having a beard makes it easier to hatch a scheme, but it’s getting harder and harder to play on a public swing set by myself.
Having a beard makes it easier to hatch a scheme, but it’s getting harder and harder to play on a public swing set by myself.
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram
My wife’s a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I’ve stuck with her, through thick and thin.
My wife’s a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right! But I’ve stuck with her, through thick and thin.
What’s the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
What’s the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
What does an accountant call a friend’s birthday party? (x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
What does an accountant call a friend’s birthday party? (x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!
I BELIEVE A WOMAN’S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN 20% of the time.
I BELIEVE A WOMAN’S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN 20% of the time.
I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It’s like they don’t know I plan on cropping them out later.
I hate when my friends stand so close to me when pictures are being taken. It’s like they don’t know I plan on cropping them out later.