My girlfriend asked me to stop singing Oasis songs. I said maybe.
what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels.
what is green and has wheels? A frog, I lied about the wheels.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank coffee before it was cool
say what you want about sleepwalkers… At least they always follow their dreams.
say what you want about sleepwalkers… At least they always follow their dreams.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog? A mist conception.
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. “In HD” was NOT the right answer…
I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. “In HD” was NOT the right answer…
What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don’t mind him, he’s just the product of our times!
What did 2 say to 3 about 6? Oh don’t mind him, he’s just the product of our times!
my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger
my dream is to parade around my home town in a red wagon being pulled by 4 great danes while I give everyone the finger
Some scientists believe the ability to create language was because we ate so much meat as primates. That’s why vegans can only say “i’m vegan”.
Some scientists believe the ability to create language was because we ate so much meat as primates. That’s why vegans can only say “i’m vegan”.