Category: Negócios

It starts with…. Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink

Orange: Knock knock Apple: Who’s there? O: Orange A: Orange who? O: Orange you glad I didn’t say Banana? A: Yes! That guy is the WORST!

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar… A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: “Hey! You guys can hang out here…just don’t try and start anything.”

[walking down street with date after dinner] him: i had a great time me: yep… [gestures towards garbage truck] welp, this is me [jumps in]

Why is everyone complaining about Mayweather? We’re only 4 days in and I think it’s been just fine

Chuck Norris’ credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby? Go ask your mom

Levi’s commercial idea. A man lay dead on the ground. Another man stands over him. The camera pushes in slowly on the killer’s face. Levi’s

My boss asked me to pick him something cheap up to eat for lunch he wasn’t too happy when I came back with his daughter.

what are you listening to right know ? candy shop.