what do you call a gay french man? a faguette
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the Chinese restaurant? He was charged with won ton destruction ^^*cue* ^^*groan*
My ex is like the Mona Lisa It’s not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room
My ex is like the Mona Lisa It’s not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be ecstatic if I came home to find her hanging in the living room
Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!
Can you imagine how awesome sprinkles would be if they tasted like anything?!
*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you’re all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I’m weird.
*breaks glass* *pulls fire alarm* [outside] Great, now that you’re all here, I want to correct this impression in the office that I’m weird.
what if the Blair Witch was just lonely
what if the Blair Witch was just lonely
How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don’t know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He’s also black.
How do you find Will Smith in the Snow? I don’t know. Just look for the Fresh prints! Ha ha. He’s also black.
My professor asked me to define narcissism I said “It’s the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am.”
My professor asked me to define narcissism I said “It’s the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am.”
[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks.
[starbucks] me: can i take some wifi home with me? barista: um. sure(?) me: [holds tupperware container in the air & closes lid] thanks.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? Because they lactose.