Category: Negócios

*embraces diversity* Diversity: “I have a boyfriend”

if u hear ur roommate using ur beard trimmer in the bathroom but they come out and look exactly the same u should buy a new beard trimmer

A security camera caught a couple having sex in an elevator. …. They got off on the eighth floor…. then they straightened their clothing and exited the elevator on the 14th floor.

Think of how old we’re gonna feel when Honey Boo Boo dies from an overdose.

Why does the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he’s a fungi.

Went out with a blind girl last night A blind girl was jerking me off last night, and told me I had the biggest dick she’s ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg.

A condom and a coffin. Both are designed for stiffs. The difference is one is for coming and the other for going

DOCTOR: I have some bad news. You have HIV ROMAN: What?! DOCTOR: Do you have any questions at this time? ROMAN: Yes, wtf is H4?

RIP Jordin Sparks She had no air

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? I’m gonna need some specs or an outline of the scope, before I can get you an estimate.