A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. “Oh yes, Ive done that,” said the old gentleman. “Ive only got to make a will. And […]
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl.Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”
Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. “You should give that money to charity,” said the sales girl.Fred thought for a moment and said, “No, Ill buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity.”
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.
How can a can you double your money?By folding it in half.
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. Whats the matter? Isnt half a million enough for you?
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks – but half the pages are missing. Whats the matter? Isnt half a million enough for you?
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!”
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid that you would find the […]