A baby seal walked into a club
I’ve finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list.
I’ve finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list.
[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?
[creating man] GOD: They need air to live ANGEL: Done G: And food A: Ok G: Use the same hole for air and food so they die sometimes A: wtf?
Why don’t anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
Why don’t anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies!
Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left
Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left
How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches
How do Mexican peanuts tell time? cacawatches
What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago.
What the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? John Wayne stopped killing Indians a long time ago.
(Don’t let her know you can’t read) Yes I’ll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit
(Don’t let her know you can’t read) Yes I’ll have this *points to menu* -So you want the gratuity of 15% added to parties of 8 or more? Shit
Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time.
Thinking about going to 50 Shades and eating loudly the whole time.
*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*
*puts on mistletoe hat* *casually walks by you multiple times*