Poodles are just angry clouds with legs.
My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, “Because double teaming is against the rules”
My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, “Because double teaming is against the rules”
I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words.
I did a theatrical performance about puns.. Really it was just a play on words.
What’s the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture.
What’s the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread? The bread has more culture.
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s at least 20% off.
Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won’t touch anything unless it’s at least 20% off.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they’re stuck up bitches.
What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they’re stuck up bitches.
How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool.
How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool.
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way :(
Did you hear about the Italian chef? He pasta way 🙁
Roses are red… Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
Roses are red… Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.
A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says “BREATHE!”
A green grape is on a vine next to a purple grape. It looks over, gasps, and says “BREATHE!”